Salah Kirim Atau Bukan?

Dibawah ini ada email yang seharusnya hanya dibaca oleh kalangan tertentu saja tapi karena kesalahan pengirimnya malah masuk ke satu milis. Berikut isinya dengan nama-nama yang sudah disamarkan:

topik seru versi someone.. :p *enjoy the story, girls..* hahaha

hello ladies...hahahaha. ga kebayang aja ama aku kalian ngebahas kaya gituan :p i bet it was so much fun.. sayang kali aku ga ada dang.. hikkksss....

aku udah ngakak2 n bingung2 sendiri pas ngebaca email kau, say!!! gara2.. istilah.. 3/4 lah.. 2x4 lah..ga ngerti aku doo.. bagus 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, and HOME!!! lebih jelas bagi akuu... oh well, no biggie..

cuma, aku senanglah ini dibahas. berarti kita jadi mengenal sesama lebih dekat.. n i know.. no one is gonna judge anyone. n i know.. u guys will love me anyway.. sebenarnya, aku pengen cerita2 dari kemaren2 ini.. cuma, kayanya belum the right time aja.. i guess now, it is.. :)

about me, yahh?? hahahhaa..i guess it's pretty obvious, isn't it?? pertama kaliii..ama tonce. aku malas kali ngingat2 waktu pertama kalinya aku.. karena.. i mean, not that i mind or anything. not that i don't want to do it.. cuma, i wanted it to be at the right time.. karena emang dari awal, aku ga pernah intend to keep my virginity anyway. maksudnya.. kalo sampe nikah masih virgin, baguslah. kalo ngga.. might as well enjoy it...

cuma, pas ama si tonce anjing ni.. when we did it the first time.. it wasn't perfect. it was simply a FUCK, instead of MAKING LOVE. dia tu yang.. doing it with nafsu instead of passion. makanya muak kali akuuu..yes, i blame him!!!!! waktu itu kejadiannya..dikost'an aku di bandung.. pas baru lulus sma gitu dehhh..Sialll....i'd rather not talk about it.. cuma, for this time.. gpp lah.. i NEVER enjoyed sex with
him!! we probably did it like berpuluh-puluh kali, cuma.. i NEVER enjoyed it ONCE!!!

until... dodi came along.. hihihi..baru yang.. kerasa kali surga dunia-nya tuu.. hehehe..then, it was making love.. it wasn't just simply fuck.

indah kali lahh.. n bener2 enjoying it every second..kaya di movie2 gitu.. tah apa2... :p lagian, waktu itu kan kami long distance gitu.. jadi ga begitu sering ketemu.. pokoknya.. yummy kali lahhhh.. n of course, di kost-an nya dodi. toh kalo aku ke bandung, aku nginap disana terus.. gettooowww...

anyway, i did read this article, yang bilang kalo 85% of divorce, cause by unsatisfying sex. jadi.. bagus di test-drive dulu.. hahaha.. *excuse* tapi, serius..i've had shitty flings karena the sex sux!!! take note.. FLING is not a RELATIONSHIP. hehehe..

trus.. apa lagi yang perlu dibahas yak?? saya lupa..hihihi.. did u guys talk about size??? well.. menurut aku, if he knows how to use "mr.happy", then.. size doesn't matter.. if he doesn't know shit.. it DOES matter.. hehehe..

cuma, aku lebih prefer yang biasa aja lah.. not too big, nor too small. kalo kecil jg gpp sih.. karena jadi lebih gampang nge-blow job-nya..:P then it will seem as if i'm really good at it.. hahahahaa.. ga penting kali kan?!?!?

damn.. we should've talk about this thing when i was there.. asli ga seru kali cerita2 pake email.. tidak bisa melihat reaksi saudari2 sekalian.. :p

segitu dulu aja lah.. aku jadi bingung harus nulis seberapa banyak.. hahahaha.. kalo ada further questions, don't hesitate.. just ask.. kalo ada yang mau tips2 jg.. hahahahaha... but please, no question about sanur though.. karena, aku jadi suntuk kali kalo ngingat2 pertama kali ama dia tu!!! thanks... ;)

take care, ladies..

love,
somepoorgirl

Setelah itu somepoorgirl mengirim pesan ke milis tsb agar mengabaikan emailnya yg diatas. Katanya dia salah kirim dan tidak ada niat untuk ngeshare itu di group. Benarkah demikian? Saya ragu. Karena di milis tersebut tidak ada subjek yg sama dengan email yg dia kirim. Jadi maksudnya apa? Ingin menunjukkan eksistensi kah? Well who knows and I really don't give a damn. What I'm really interested in is this:

we probably did it like berpuluh-puluh kali, cuma.. i NEVER enjoyed it ONCE!!!

Hahaha...ngga enjoy tapi minta terus!! Lucu! Setiap kejadian pasti ada hikmahnya. Untuk kasus ini:

somepoorgirl:
Kalo emang salah kirim berarti lain kali harus lebih berhati-hati dalam mereply email. Jangan asal reply-to-all. Tp kalo bukan congrats..you've made ur point.

tonce:
Kalo ML jaim dikit napah! Slow but sure.

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